We have obtained, through confidential sources, the UNEDITED transcript of tonight's Saturday Night Live opening sketch: FEY: When I was told that Senator Clinton and I would be addressing you tonight...[audience laughs] POEHLER: And I was told that I would be addressing you alone...[audience laughs] FEY: Now I know it must be a little bit strange [audience laughs] for all of you to see the two of us together, what with me being John McCain's running mate... POEHLER: And me being a fervent supporter of Senator Barack Obama...as evidenced by this button (touches button) [audience laughs] FEY: But tonight we...
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